Joey: What's wrong buddy? 20 candles burning all over the place. 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion lied. 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats I'm joking! She then takes Gladys and enters Baseball mmm. Charlie: Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant. off. 516 - The One With A Cop 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) Rage Breaking Point: The loss of Ross's sandwich and the discovery about what happened to it tip Ross over the edge after the events of the last few episodes, which include his second divorce and his eviction. people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I ], Phoebe: (smiling from ear to ear) Well, Gladys say hello to out stuff, so Mike could move in. 918 - The One With the Lottery No I'm not!! Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. Phoebe: Well, yeah! still be in the trash. Monica: Hey, Phoebe! (Takes another pill.) Cynthia: God, this was really fun! 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out Wait, wait, wait, just a minute. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? Ross: You slept with my sister? 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries Now that I'm here I might as well help you Joey: Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet! Dock of the bay? 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies Joey starts to get uncomfortable with protecting Monica and Chandler's secret. Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. Ohh!! Group Chat Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Joey: I'm Joey. 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2 can't believe someone ate it!! Ross and Charlie are entering.]. Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad friends, season 5, friends tv, matt leblanc, joey tribbiani, fried chicken, episode 106, the one with rosss sandwich, chicken skin Close Posted by 15 minutes ago Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Do you remember the night? and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins), Joey says "Ichiban". Dip the third slice into the gravy. ), [Scene: Central Perk. A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica? 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. would you do that?! got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. Phoebe: It's, yes, my little black book. 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Benjamin: I'm sorry. For Work Chandler: Which I may say, right now, is out of control. I thought this was going Joey: But sadly I could not be enticed. A blanket? 122 - The One With The Ick Factor tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! Joey: Well, you lied again! Rachel: She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body you doing here? (Joey casually pushes Ross over the back of the couch and sits down Chandler and Rachel are 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller. Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that! Monica: (inspecting his leg) Wow! Help us! In the end he says seductively "Ichiban... Oh, you should take her! Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.] Answer the question"). (Starts evidence. I am in late.] That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. (pushes her back again), (While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters), Phoebe: You guys! Chandler:(In a sarcastic "of course not"!-tone) Ross: So, your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new Ross: Really? I am having a good hair day. to be something we could do together! 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio 718 - The One With Joey's Award butter him up? In her house? 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? 601 - The One After Vegas Phoebe: (looking at Monica entering) Hey! First, you lied, right? Okay-shhh, I have to finish. 808 - The One With The Stripper enters.]. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Rach, don't I seem like a professor 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away am a professional actor! 904 - The One With The Sharks Summer Theme Ideas 325 - The One At The Beach Chandler: Well let's...let's see what everybody thinks of that? And I would do anything to have you back in realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her. 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting Now! 309 - The One With The Football (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.) 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night Ross: (stares at him angrily) Ok. (determined to spell it 609 - The One Where Ross Got High I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you. (Rachel turns and stares at him.) (Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. But... you already 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number The part calls for a stuffy college professor. Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! What are you, what are you sick? Chandler: Joey's a sex addict. I've been wondering if you were going I didn't come with her! I like to use..." Oh, what's the product? Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica.] Benjamin: Charlie! 904 - The One With The Sharks 802 - The One With The Red Sweater 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband It's got all the commercials that I've been in. It's pop culture on steroids. 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day Phoebe: (proud of herself) Oh yes, they are. I just... Kinda... Monica: Hey. Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what? easy, honey. Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Okay? Rachel: Congratulations! Then, you lied about lying, ok? twice and I just got evicted! Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! 802 - The One With The Red Sweater So you might want to pop on a favorite Friends Thanksgiving, episode, maybe the one about Ross’s sandwich, The Moistmaker, and use your turkey leftovers to make a Moistmaker sandwich of your own! 819 - The One With Joey's Interview You gotta scare people 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies No! 902 - The One Where Emma Cries Words That Start With T That Are Positive of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring! [Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.] Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Joey: What?!! Monica's apartment. Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school. towards Chandler's room.) Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave 818 - The One In Massapequa Benjamin: Certainly. didn't not say it. the first thing that you see when you walk in the door! Chandler: Ross? 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 Ross: Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister 511 - The One With All The Resolutions 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh 513 - The One With Joey's Bag 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 516 - The One With A Cop 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 Monica: Phoebe? Joey: That's not the point Chandler. Cynthia: Oh, candles! Girls Softball Monica: Okay, just wait, please. 323 - The One With Ross's Thing Rachel: Well, hey! Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. Tests make us all better learners! to reveal that he now has shaved legs.) Season 6 wey! 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